Health- blargh
Having a hard time coming up with a topic for today because I spent much of the day asleep (might even be sleep typing at this very moment) and other than a few very loud cracks of thunder that woke Loki and I that is just about it.
I could post about my ongoing battle to get fluids in, still averaging around 20 ounces a day...
I could post about having to give up chocolate (I am wearing mourning garb on that one) because it has consistently causing my GERD to act up and I am getting tired of having aspiration issues, especially in my sleep, but that is just too darn depressing.
It could be about another molar breaking from malnutrition and damage from years and years of acid damage (even though I have lost the ability to vomit I did vomit for years and that damage does not go away after it happens).
But instead I think I will post on the most important topic of the day... one vital for sanity for all mankind and that can be life altering... maybe even world changing!
It is an idea that could very well save marriages around the world from divorce!
It is a finger-printing kit that can be used at home so everyone can find out instantly just who was the last one to touch the TV remote, keys, glasses or that empty carton of milk in the fridge!
How many times have you been in a fight with your significant other because an item is 'missing', a carton is empty in the fridge or the ice tray is barren and dry as a desert in the freezer?
The battle lines are drawn when both sides insist that "you were the last one to touch it!"
In the case of missing items, even when they are 'found' there is still suspicion on both sides that the other really was the last one to touch it and commandments brought from high that in the future said item will always be kept in one specific spot. (The next battle is that the other person left the item in a different spot, starting the "see, no wonder it keeps getting lost when you leave it lying around just anywhere" war.)
This handy dandy finger-printing kit could be whipped out and the most recent prints discovered, ending the battle swiftly... unless the battle of "you did it wrong, because I know I was not the last one to touch it" begins... (hey, not all treaties last forever)
The only flaw in this plan is that your sneaky significant other could start wiping down things to remove their fingerprints from them... they are crafty that way!
Oh, and by the way.... I found the remote for the bedroom TV today after it had been missing for over a week. It was right there in the open in a spot that I have looked at over and over... almost as if... someone had placed it there just before I found it.... hmm...
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