Health- Scurvy
Today be speak like a Pirate Day... what a perfect day for those with Gastroparesis!
Today all of our 'arrrgs' can go unnoticed!
We can be cranky and threaten to make people walk the plank, call people "Scurvy Dogs", threaten to Keel-Haul people left and right and if people see us nibbling on crackers we can just call it 'hard tack' and people will think we are just in the spirit of the day.
I spent the day once again in my hammock, trying to swill my grog and avoiding hard tack because I am a see sick Pirate (any food I see makes me sick).
I am so very tired of pasta... so sick of potatoes and the thought of another nutrition drink approaching my port side is enough to make me swash some buckles!
I will keep this plundering of puns short... showing a little mercy.
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